Dispatches from the Commission

piracy is rampant at LANs here. The difference is that of hardware — people have generally better machines, and so, newer games are pirated. More as I discover it.

Hot off the heels of their previous quintuple-platinum release, The Kneeless Budongus is ready to melt your face clean off with their latest, “The Extra Hour of Sleep is Killing Me.” In their brilliant new album, the self-styled kings of experimental post-skapunkafunkatronica weave ever-the-more mind-blowing musical endeavors, maintaining their hard-edged instrumentals and occasional verbose lyrical [...]

I had a dream, the other night, that I had awoken in a stylish white room, with a few other people my age. Upon my waking, these attractive young people immediately came to my aid, helping me get my bearings. They offered me tea and sandwiches, and were prodding at their computers, playing Spore Creature [...]