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Music Post XII

Posted on: Thursday, August 26th, 2010 in: Geekery, faux music, rants

To the surprise of all, those brilliant bringers of bouncing experimental post-electroskapunkafunkatronica beats, Dash Pow, have announced a brand-new three-part non-musical release. Entitled “Alternate Realities,” the album will be at retail approximately twenty feet from now, and, according to a recent interview with band frontman W. Curry Bartholomew, does contain a continuation of the “Leave [...]

Music Post XI

Posted on: Monday, June 7th, 2010 in: faux music, rants, writing

Now finished with their latest trip to “The Studio” (the group’s private low-orbit space station), the eminent experts of experimental post-electroskapunkafunkatronica, Hostile Respondents, have released their latest continuation of the “Leave It, Take It” opera. Entitled “Pile of Refusal,” the album follows the ongoing story of the young Faiakan, now living among the gleaming spires [...]

Music Post X

Posted on: Monday, December 28th, 2009 in: faux music

Announcing, brand new, from the scintillating seers of song, those magnificent musical masters, top-notch talented tune-makers, the phenomenal OR Smoot! The legendary group of pioneers that invented the experimental post-electroskapunkafunkatronica genre, have released a new Live EP in celebration of their collaborative west-coast tour with the legendary psychedelic post-acid-hop MC, DJ Gregor. Entitled Anchorage Syndrome, [...]

Music Post IX

Posted on: Friday, November 27th, 2009 in: Geekery, faux music, rants, writing

After a long stint in the recording studio (during which they did, indeed, roll the marijuana up and smoke it like a cigarette), the reviled, renowned, and now revisited experimental post-skapunkafunkatronica group The Breadmakers has released their new album; “Haunted by Sourdough-Applesauce”. A partial continuation (non-canonical, they insist) of their previous work, “Leave It, Take [...]

Music Post IIX

Posted on: Tuesday, March 24th, 2009 in: faux music, writing

Setting the bar ever-the-higher, the famed artists known only as The Cascadian Envoy have produced the first-ever experimental post-skapunkafunkatronica opera: “Leave It, Take It.” The chronicle of one young Faiakan’s odyssey, and subsequent misadventures, the production proper is enjoying a very popular but limited release in a parallel dimension. The soundtrack, however, is widely available [...]

Music Post VII

Posted on: Monday, November 24th, 2008 in: Geekery, faux music, writing

After putting three albums on hiatus (stating no reason beyond “because we felt like it”), Glasses + Mirror have finally released a fourth, previously unannounced title, “Always Something to See.” In this punchy and energetic collection of Experimental Post-Skapunkafunkatronica, the masters of the genre continue to innovate anew, while still hanging on to the roots [...]

Dead Space; or: why I keep yelling “OH MY GOD” at the top of my lungs.

Posted on: Thursday, October 16th, 2008 in: Gaming, Geekery, Technology, faux music, food

I do not envy our building manager, a quiet, friendly man, who lives directly beneath High Charity. He’s been made to deal with drunken yelling, drunken falling-all-over-the-floor, Rock Band, belligerent yelling, and Rock Band 2. Unfortunately, with this most recent game release, he’s sure to hear more than that — including, probably, a few things [...]

Posted on: Saturday, August 23rd, 2008 in: Gaming, Geekery, faux music

The trip home was excellent. If you missed my visit, then you are a chump, and should visit Seattle to make it up. — For those who don’t own an Xbox 360, there’s some wonderful news for you: Braid is going to be released on PC sometime this year. For the uninitiated, Braid is a [...]

Music Post VI

Posted on: Tuesday, July 1st, 2008 in: Geekery, faux music

Hot off the heels of their previous quintuple-platinum release, The Kneeless Budongus is ready to melt your face clean off with their latest, “The Extra Hour of Sleep is Killing Me.” In their brilliant new album, the self-styled kings of experimental post-skapunkafunkatronica weave ever-the-more mind-blowing musical endeavors, maintaining their hard-edged instrumentals and occasional verbose lyrical [...]